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Children of poor circulation...

I know you're mad at me. Why, I don't know. I guess maybe because I haven't posted in a while? But Silver thinks I post too much. So maybe that's why. And I keep denying that Ali is a god, so maybe that too.
So maybe I should give up. I am the wind and the weather. I CONTROL THE EARTH! HAIL TO ME!
I'm just being weird now, so here's the regular post introduction. I know, you're thinking "So far, so boring" right now, but whatevs.
Heylo guys, it's Evy and I have a very special and important and exciting post for you today. It's about...(drumroll)...
Soo... What is that? Google Translate Sings is a Youtube series done by a girl called Malinda Kathleen Reese, where she puts songs through Google Translator. The songs go through many different languages, and then back into English, and frequently they come out pretty funny.
Some of my favorite lines are:
Hello Kitty! (Translation of "Hey")
Child trafficking, ho…